Jess Tholmer has been told she reminds people of Scarlett Johansson, Victoria Beckham, Carrie Bradshaw, Raven Symone, George Costanza (she's serious) and Cece from New Girl, so basically, she's every human ever. Using her multiple personalities, she proudly writes for HelloGiggles.com and breaks mugs and hearts as a manager for Starbucks in the Pacific Northwest, where coffee was like...invented. She believes in song lyrics, hair diffusers, red wine, eating food before liquor, respecting her elders, not washing her hair everyday, big brothers, little brothers, medium brothers, Beyoncé, breaking walls down, her childhood, full fringe, turning the heat on, mismatched socks, being serenaded, tweeting, shots of espresso, a thing called love, red lipstick, crying openly, Barack Obama, and even more, his wife. You can find her pretty much all over the Internet, because what's real life anyway?
News like this does not get shared enough. In a perfect world, we would be overwhelmed with stories about ...On June 10, 2014 / By Jessica Tholmer
“She’s everything from my pet to my best friend.” It has always bothered me that diamonds are supposedly a ...On January 6, 2014 / By Jessica Tholmer